Screw you. Screw you. Screw you. You are not allowed to tell me I’m not allowed to go to Michigan to support my cousin who has Muscular Dystrophy. Yes, I know that is the weekend before finals. Yes, I realize I’ll have to pay for my own gas. Yes, I realize I have to be responsible. But I think you forget or don’t want to accept the fact that I am 21 years old and I can make my own decisions. I’m a big girl. I’m not your little 18 year old anymore, so stop f*cking treating me like it. The more you treat me like this, the more you are pushing me away. I’m so sick of you trying to “parent” me like I’m a child. Screw you.
ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
my favorite post on tumblr ever
Omg I want this
(Source: kittypurrell, via jeffy316)
politics, religion, drinking, drugs and fraternities may all be off-limits for conversation, but there are still things you can chat about during recruitment!
☆ top 15 small talk topics: ☆
- the weather: yes, it sounds clique, but if you’re experiencing a record breaking heat wave, monsoon…
I am now accepting applications for a boyfriend… :)
Job Requirements:
has to be a gentleman, can cook, has a job, under 250 lbs, can pass an STD test, let me hang with my girls, country boy
Bonuses:
Somewhat intelligent, can logically reason (or just make sense), sociable, nice body, not a douche,